JT UTAH/HOCKEY


Hockey Joke-Pierre et Yvon
September 13, 2007, 7:08 pm
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Malgré toute la tristesse et la colère qui se trouvent dans mon cœur suite à la défaite de nos glorieux, j’ai tout de même décidé de vous faire sourire un peu. Je vous propose donc le Top 5 des meilleures blagues ou vidéos sur le hockey.

1.Un extrait vidéo ou Pierre et Yvon nous prouvent qu’ils sont des vrais Québécois

Merci à Samuel Isenberg

2. Le vidéo aurait été beaucoup plus drôle si on avait gagné samedi soir…

Merci à Marc Soumako

3. A man was strolling along the Beaches area in East Toronto when he spotted a bottle floating in Lake Ontario. The bottle drifted ashore. He picked up the bottle and opened it, and out popped a Genie. “Master, Master you have released me from my bondage in this bottle, ask any three wishes and I will grant them to you.”

The man thought for a moment and said, “I would like the following three things to happen this year — The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup, the Toronto Blue Jays win the World Series and The Toronto Raptors win the NBA title.”

The Genie thought about this for a moment and jumped back into the bottle.

4. What did Sergei Samsonov and the Titanic have in common?

They both looked good until they hit the ice.

5. St. Peter and Satan (supposons que St.Peters est Carbo et Satan, Paul Maurice) were having an argument one day about hockey. So Satan proposed a hockey game to be played on neutral ice between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys from below. “Very well,” said the gatekeeper of Heaven. “But you realize, I hope, that we’ve got all the best players and all the best coaches.” “I know, and that’s fine,” Satan answered unperturbed. “We’ve got all the referees.”

C’était la dernière édition du Discours du Fan. Un gros merci à tous ceux qui m’ont lu et écrit des commentaires. Félicitation à Samuel Isenerg qui remporte le package VIP pour le Coors Light Boat Party 2007.

Bonne saison de golf…aux joueurs du CH.

Play Balz!

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